Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Happy Birthday, Jobber!

Pro Wrestling WAVE had another one of their infamous weekday shows Oct. 8 at Shin-kiba 1st Ring. It drew 161 fans which is a little better than usual. It was a birthday show for jobber idol wrestler Moeka Haruhi. She had two matches on the show so one would think they would give her a win but they didn't. I guess even GAMI thinks she looks pathetic in the ring. Haruhi opened the show against Tomoko Morii from the Ito Dojo, not exactly a main eventer. Morii throws Haruhi by the hair and then gets a headlock. She turns it into a Boston crab and then a half crab. Then a camel clutch and Morii grabs her hair and Haruhi bites her hand to escape. Haruhi hits a cross body but Morii turns her over and pounds her. Haruhi comes back with a body slam. Haruhi whips Morii into the ropes and Morii drives her head into the mat by the hair for two. Haruhi gets some offense in, mostly leg holds and an octopus hold and a cross body from the top. But Morii finishes Haruhi with two missile dropkicks and an arm submission at 9:44. Haruhi counts the lights again.





Next is Kyoko Kimura vs Chiharo Oikawa. Of course Oikawa is the Battlarts wrestler and gets Kimura in a front chancery. But Kimura gets her on the ground and pounds her with shots to the head followed by a Yakuza kick. Then Kimura grinds her on the ground and hits her a few times. Kimura continues to punish her but Oikawa gets a front facelock and rolls Kimura over. But Kimura picks her up and drops her. Oikawa misses a roundhouse kick and Kimura's head butt gets her the win at 9:48. Now we have GAMI, Commando Bolshoi & Vanessa The Mountain vs Yumi Ohka, Kana & Bullfight Sora. Pretty much a comedy match with Sora doing her usual shtick with GAMI. Bolshoi works on Kana's arm and Kana tags Ohka. Ohka wants to show her height edge over Bolshoi with a test of strength. Vanessa tags in and and shows Ohka what a real height edge is and hits a plancha to the floor on Ohka. They even do a spot where GAMI, Bolshoi & Vanessa all walk the ropes at the same time. It's GAMI's usual spot times three. Vanessa balancing on the ropes is quite a sight. Bolshoi gets two on Kana but Kana hits her hip attack and tags Ohka. GAMI tags in and hits Ohka with the megaphone. It's the usual chaos at the end until Vanessa uses her power to finish Sora with a spiral bomb at 20:24.





Next is Toshie Uematsu & AKINO vs Shuu Shibutani & Tomoka Nakagawa. Uematsu & AKINO pile them in the corner with a hip attack. AKINO soccer ball kicks Nakagawa follwed by a face washin the corner. Uematsu tags in and continues the assault. This is pretty much how the match is with Uematsu & AKINO dominating. The end comes when Uematsu tosses Nakagawa off the top rope while Shibutani misses a splash. AKINO kicks Shibutani in the chest and wins with her version of the imploder suplex called the Akimploder at 12:30. AKINO has a discussion with Shibutani and the two will have a match on Oct. 31. The main event has birthday girl Moeka Haruhi vs Misae Genki. Genki no sells Haruhi's punches and tosses her around including a giant swing. Haruhi tries to come back with a cross body and a couple of dropkicks. But Genki swats her away and forces her into the corner and chops her several times. Genki powers out of an octopus hold. Genki slams her from the top and then mounts her in the corner. Haruhi attempts a Splash Mountain but can't lift Genki but she gets a backslide for two. Genki comes off the ropes with a lariat followed by another lariat and then wins with a chokeslam at 11:08. Happy birthday, jobber!

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