Artist:Blotto
Song:I Wanna Be a Lifeguard
Album:Collected Works
The band Blotto were an early MTV success story when their video for the song I Wanna Be a Lifeguard was played on MTV's first day. It was never a radio hit because in those days radio stations refused to play MTV hits. Blotto is from Albany, NY. Blotto was called The Star Spangled Washboard Band when they formed in the mid 70s. They appeared on The Mike Douglas Show and the New York Times described them as a mix of Earl Scruggs and The Three Stooges. After the band split up, four of the members stayed together and named themselves Blotto after a 1931 Thorne Smith novel. Influenced by The Ramones, all the members took the surname Blotto. The leader of Blotto is Bill Polchinski on guitar. He wrote all the songs. The other members were Paul Jossman on guitar, Keith Stephenson on bass, Helena Binder on keyboards, Paul Rapp on drums and Greg Haymes on percussion. He also was the graphic designer. Blotto played local clubs and released the single I Wanna Be a Lifeguard. New York radio station WNEW DJ Vin Scelsa started playing it and I Wanna Be a Lifeguard became the theme for the Jones Beach lifeguards. Dr. Demento played the record. Blotto toured the Northeast US and self released a couple of EPs. Then with the help of students at SUNY Albany, a music video for I Wanna Be a Lifeguard was produced. Blotto sent the video to MTV and it was played on their first day broadcasting. It was the first MTV hit. Blotto released the album Combo Akimbo on the children's record label Peter Pan Records. They released two more videos which Sony released on VHS. Buck Dharma of Blue Oyster Cult appeared in the video for Metalhead. But despite a level of fame, Blotto still couldn't get a record deal. They were going to sign with Boardwalk Records but they closed. And they talked with Atlantic Records and couldn't make a deal. Record labels viewed Blotto as a novelty act that would have limited success. So they split up in 1984 and went on to other things. Paul Rapp became a lawyer. The reissue label One Way Records released this comp in 2005. It is available as a digital download. Keith Stephenson died in 1999. Greg Haymes died in 2019. Blotto reunites occasionally for special occasions. A documentary called Hello! My Name Is Blotto: The Movie. It played at last year's Susquehanna Film Festival in Williamsport, PA. It is not streaming but you can buy a DVD on Blotto's website. Here's the video for I Wanna Be a Lifeguard by Blotto.






